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Do you know who Landon Lueck is? I am embarrassed to admit that I do because I have a guilty pleasure in MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge. He apparently was on the Philadelphia season of Real World; I didn’t watch.

Well, I was on one of my favorite blogs which pointed out for some reason that Landon had a new website. I suck. So I clicked.

Then I clicked some more. Really, I’m not exceptionally proud of myself for giving the guy hits. Do NOT ask me why I clicked over to his “schedule” page, but I did. And lo and behold, this greets me:

Ok, granted the dude’s site is chock full of spelling errors and such, but not only does he or his manager have “Pittsburgh” spelled wrong, but someone, please correct me on this if I am wrong: What in the hell is “Pittsburg Mall”? Does that even exist?!

Stupid idiot. Stupid me for knowing who he is and stupid me for reading his entire bio. I suck.

From wire reports:

The Pennsylvania Health Care Cost Containment Council and the Jewish Healthcare Foundation announced today that six Pennsylvania hospitals, including the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, will receive grants for demonstration projects to determine the costs of hospital-acquired infections, and how to reduce them.

Let me help you with that. Here ya go.

I charge $650,000 per minute. The bill is in the mail.

How absolutely hilarious is this little tidbit, found in the pages of the Tribpm? Can we get this curriculum in the Burgh, cause I would pay money to get my hands on the class materials.

Not only that, but check out this one out of Albany, NY.

And finally, not only is this man an inept criminal, but as the item points out, he failed to get a woman to give him her toddler. Hmm. As I read that, I was expecting lots of words to appear, but certainly not “toddler”. Wallet. Purse. Keys. Car. Money. Toddler? Not so much.

Awesome finds Tribpm!

I have become fascinated with the number of “clubs” here in the Burgh.

We’ve now discussed the Greater Pittsburgh House Rabbit Club as well as the Western PA Mushroom Club.

But Burghers, were you aware that the Pittsburgh region is home to the national headquarters of the Professional Amateur Pinball Association (PAPA) and will be hosting the eighth Professional Amateur Pinball Association World Pinball Championships right here in the Burgh this week?!

They expect over 400 players from all over the world to attend, playing on pinball machines that fill up over 30,000 square feet of space at the PAPA headquarters here. They will vie for the title of “Pinball Champion of the World” as well as a $10,000 first prize, the highest ever in pinball history.

I just have no idea what to say. Really. Except to say that I just might have to attend the awards ceremony on Sunday.