That's Church

The Ozzfest is in town, and if you aren’t reading the OzzBlog over at the PG, boy are you missing out. Tim McNulty is taking in all the action and giving us awesome nuggets like this:

Rachelle Melynsky, 18, told me to look closer at her paint job and pointed at a barely-noticable, painted-over square. “As long we’ve got tape on our nipples, we’re good to go,” the Las Vegas resident said. “Once the tape goes off, it’s against the law.”

And THAT my readers, is what makes America great.

How up close and personal do you think Tim got with that 18-year-old Vegas boob in order to ascertain that there was indeed tape over the nipple? And let’s be honest here. Matt Freed, the PG photog, has probably 330 outake NSFW shots of those girls on his camera.

Now that you are just dying to know the context of that nipple quote from an 18-year-old Vegas hottie, here’s the link. Scroll to the 1:45 p.m. posting. Hell, read the whole blog. I did, and I’ve got a headache like you cannot believe.

“Are you sick [metal fans] ready for some death metal? Are you ready to [metalishly] mosh?,” screams the lead singer for The Red Chord, after hitting the stage at 11:25. “I want to see a mosh pit over here and over on the other side … KILL EACH OTHER!”

KDKA has some video of Ben throwing a football publicly for the first time since The Accident Sans Helmet.

Look how badly he misfires to the lead singer of the Poverty Neck Hillbillies. I mean, he’s 15 feet away. Shouldn’t Ben pretty much be able to burn the football stiches into that guy’s chest cavity?

Annnnnnnnd, nevermind. KDKA changed the video to one that also shows Ben throwing some massive passes and totally nailing them. We’re saved! The season is not lost. Ben is okay.

While we’re here though, can I say that the lead singer of the Poverty Neck Hillbillies Chris Abbondanza is HOT.

Yummy, yummy cowboy. We’ve got a new Smoking Hot Burgher!

So I bet you thought CBS placing stamped ads on egg shells was … I guess the word would be absurd.

If stamping ads on eggshells is absurd, what the hell do you call US Airways’ idea to put ads on barf bags?!

WTF?

I don’t know about you, but I don’t TOUCH a barf bag unless I have to actually make a deposit (hasn’t happened yet), so really they are hoping that a passenger, green around the gills, will heave their cookies into the bag, tie it up, and then proceed to read the ad on the now barf filled bag?

Ew?