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If you’re a hottie looking for Steelers tickets for this Sunday’s game, that towel-wearing, Borat/Saddam dude is looking for a date again, this time though he’s specifically looking for a hottie, oh, and his name is Bob.

If you’re the lucky female that snags this date for Sunday, be sure to let us all know what he’s hiding under that towel.

You’re welcome.

An article in today’s PG, which isn’t available on line, discusses the rounding up of sex offenders in the region as part of a greater national effort.

The article details the arrest this week of Burgher Roger Millspaugh who:

• served prison time for raping an 8-year-old girl at knife point in 1971
• was released and then a few years later kidnapped and raped two teenage girls.
• He was put in prison where he kept a journal of child rape fantasies.
• He was released in 1999 and then sent back to jail in March of 2002 for Megan’s Law violations
• He was released and then ordered back to prison in January of 2005 for trolling for victims on the Internet.  When he was arrested he had written child-sex fantasies and a handwritten chart with detailed body measurements of young girls.  He was to serve two years.
• He was released this October 6, but didn’t bother to report his residence as required by Megan’s Law, which resulted in his latest arrest.  When arrested at the Carnegie Library downtown, he had a stack of more child-rape fantasies he had written.

W.T.F?!?!

What does this man need to do to be sent to jail for life or at the very very very very very least be castrated?

Man, if I had a daughter, she’d never leave the house.

What or who the hell got a hold of Tony Norman?

About two months ago, Tony wrote an article criticizing Rick Santorum’s use of his children in his political ads and in doing so Tony branded Ricky’s kids with some nicknames including “Big Lisp.”

Today, two months later, Tony apologized, sort of, by writing:

In criticizing the senator for dragging his kids into one of the most acrimonious Senate races in the country, I may have stepped over the line by giving nicknames to his six kids.

Had I that column to do over again, I’d make the same points minus the gratuitous insults. Those were unnecessary. Sometimes, I’m just evil. Ask my wife.

I am never shocked by anything Tony Norman writes, mostly because I can’t understand a damn thing Tony Norman writes. He’s always grammatically correct … always has proper sentence structure, yet still manages to be one of the most incomprehensible columnists I read. He uses 60 words when 6 would suffice.

Independent Counsel Ken Starr’s prurient narrative of oral fixations in the Oval Office created enough of an illusion of moral probity on the part of the GOP to put the Democrats on the defensive for years.

I mean, I understand what he just wrote, but still: verbose.

That said, I am shocked that he actually apologized, even if it took him two months to do it and even if he said he MAY have gone too far. Tony Norman is NOT the type to apologize for his writings, ever, so I can only assume there are some unsavory photos of Tony in the hands of some republican who has resorted to blackmailing him into publicly taking back his words.

I’m guessing they are photos of him working the phones in Melissa Hart’s campaign office.