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Gov. Ed Rendell said today the Pennsylvania motorists can have “a reasonable degree of confidence” that bridges in the state are safe to drive across, but said he can’t give an absolute guarantee that a bridge collapse, such as happened in Minnesota yesterday, will never happen here.

You know what?  As a resident of the City of Bridges who daily drives over probably 952 bridges, I’m not taking much comfort in hearing The Gov’nah say he has “a reasonable degree of confidence” that my car will never be found at the bottom of the Mon.

What I want to hear from The Gov’nah is, “I am so confident in our bridges that I would personally drive the space shuttle with loaded rocket boosters over every bridge in the state.”

THEN I could sleep soundly.  All I know is that today I gave the Homestead Bridge one of those “collapse and die” looks while I drove over it.

I scared.

As I’ve said, I joined FaceBook and much to my utter horror, I’m like frickin’ addicted to it. I’m so so weak.

So I was searching some groups when I did a search for, of course, Troy Polamalu and discovered some awesomely named Troy groups:

• Troy Polamalu covers bitches better than premium auto insurance (76 members)
• Who else wants to see Troy Polamalu sack Sienna Miller (325 members)
• Troy Polamalu is a girl (16 lame members)
• Troy Polamalu might actually be God (263 members)
• Troy Polamalu = EWWW (4 members who are in for a PittGirl ass kicking)

I decided to see what groups were out there for Benny:

• Ben Roethlisberger, You’re an Idiot (100 genius members)
• Even Ben Roethlisberger’s appendix hates him (90 members)
• Ben Roethlisberger is the hottest man alive (174 blind members)

And Lukey:

• Students for Ravenstahl (326 members!)
• Shit Mayor Love and Worship/Hate and Loathe Club (4 members)

And misc.:

• The Pittsburgh Pirates are the greatest no matter what (28 stupid jackasses)
• Why, Santonio Holmes, WHY?! (13 members)
• Whoa, Sally Wiggin! (154 members, all of whom are named ANTHONY)
• All pigeons must die, or at least be comically maimed (51 of my best friends)