Another Smokin’ Hot Burgher
- March 16, 2011
- filed under Hot Burghers

I’ve had my eye on Pitt Alum, CMU creative writing professor Terrance Hayes since his face first showed up on the main page of the Post-Gazette last year telling me he had won a prestigious poetry award, namely the 2010 National Book Award for his poetry in “Lighthead.”

Now, he’s not a poet of the “Roses are red” variety or of the “Forsooth, to be or not to be, double double toil and trouble” variety, nor is he a poet of the [snap] [snap] [bongo beat] TRUTH! variety. Not everyone can be awesome like me. [snap!]
His poetry is wonderful to read, but more wonderful to hear performed.
Case in point:
There’s also this:
Indeed.
He’s married, girls.
He’s the next official Smokin’ Hot Burgher and his crown is in the mail and by “crown” I mean this poem I wrote for him:
Mrowr.
You make me swoon.
Why are you wearing two watches?
[bongo beat]
[takes a bow]
















Lee
March 16, 2011 5:58 pm
“Why are you wearing two watches?”
Totally made me scroll to the top to check that out. When he answers, please pass along that info.
Rachel
March 16, 2011 6:50 pm
Me too Lee!!
Joe K.
March 16, 2011 7:49 pm
Interesting reading in the video with the musical accompaniment. Good stuff.
Aileen
March 16, 2011 8:55 pm
Maybe he’s ambidextrous.
Noelle
March 16, 2011 8:56 pm
I totally should have called this. I KNEW it in the back of my feeble mind.
Noelle
March 16, 2011 9:01 pm
Oh, I also gotta say, between Professor Hayes and Tim Ruff, CMU has got the hot going on. I bet that hasn’t been said in looooong time.
(It used to be said regularly that a woman student at CMU had a lot to choose from, the odds where good but the goods were odd.)
ClumberKim
March 16, 2011 10:13 pm
He will be Poet Laureate someday.
SameOld
March 16, 2011 11:28 pm
@Klumber
Really? Maybe in the dream world of affirmative action.
Tam
March 17, 2011 8:52 am
Really? Really?
bucdaddy
March 17, 2011 10:02 am
Confucious say: Man with one watch always know what time it is. Man with two watches never sure.
HoyaSaxa
March 17, 2011 12:09 pm
You really want to swoon over him? Then listen to him talk about why he loves Pittsburgh at http://www.hss.cmu.edu/video/stand_alone_WEB.mpg. (It doesn’t give me a counter, but the part you’re looking for is about five minutes in.)
ClumberKim
March 17, 2011 8:46 pm
@sameold: The first African-American Poet Laureate was Robert Hayden, 1976–1978.
Laura
March 18, 2011 11:24 am
For your enjoyment.
http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/18/cocktails-with-orpheus-terrance-hayes/